Saturday, January 1, 2011

The Sensuous Dirty Old Man

I read about this book from a fellow blogger (thanks Eolake) and knew that I had to read it. Well, I found it on Amazon and convinced my wife that I should have a copy of it for Christmas. I have now learned so much that I didn't know about being a Dirty Old Man. It's just great and very funny along the way. I highly recommend it if you want to learn Dr. A's secrets. :-)





4 comments:

Ray said...

I have a theory - given enough time and years, any man can be a Dirty Old Man. But it's the Dirty Young Men who have all the fun! As you'll discover if you live long enough.

Tommy said...

Ah, but you'll have to read the book to discover that those Dirty Young Men just don't make it. Not enough experience. Now a small quote from Dr. A himself...

"The fact of the matter is that young men lack skill and experience and are very likely to ap­proach a girl as though she were a sack of wheat. It is the old man-suave, debonair, maturely charming - who knows exactly what to do and how to do it, and is therefore better at it.

In fact, once when I imprinted on a young lady's lips a chaste and fatherly kiss for about five minutes, I stopped and said, sorrowfully, "Wouldn't you rather be kissed by a twenty-one-year-old boy?" She frowned and said, "Of course not. If you'd ever been kissed by a twenty-one-year-old boy(*Oddly enough, I haven't.) you'd know better than to ask.""

Ray said...

My sex life is still two-thirds as good as it ever was; I can still think about it, and I can still talk about it.....

Anonymous said...

WOW! Didn't even dare to comment on THIS ONE!
But, Tommy, looking at this picture on your blog response to Ray, I am just wondering???!!!
Also,the word Verification below "creptomi"
What a strange group of letters! I must go to my analyst to figure this whole situation abd still stay sane!